April 3, 2012

• Customer Satisfaction

      Would you like to buy a second pair of shoes today for half price with this, ma'am?

      *woman looks at husband*
      Go grab those ones that you were looking at, hun.

      *man comes back with pair of $70 Dockers*
      Okay, just so you are aware, you will get half price on these girl's sandals, since they are only $20...

      WELL THAT IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!!!! 

      *awkward pause*
      I'm sorry ma'am, you get half price on a shoe of equal or lesser value.  Since the most expensive shoe are these Dockers, the sandals will go half price

      It's okay babe, I don't need these

      THAT IS EXACTLY WHY WE DON'T SHOP HERE

      *me, thinking that they are shopping here right now*
      Because we only give half price on the cheaper pair?  Otherwise people would buy a $5 pair and a $100 pair and get 50 dollars off...

      IT'S JUST UNBELIEVABLE  AND YOU NEVER HAVE THE SIZE WE'RE LOOKING FOR

      If we don't have your size, we can send it straight to your house in only 3-4 days at no cost.

      WE ARE NEVER SHOPPING HERE AGAIN!

      Is there another store in town that offers buy one, get one half price all year long and gives you the more expensive one at half off?

      I AM NOT GOING TO ANSWER THAT.

      *completes purchase*

      Thank you ma'am, have a nice day.

      Until next time, good luck with life.

      P.S.  @Slicy still wondering what your BNet name is, we should totally hit it up sometime.

   

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