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  • Hello…

     

       Okay, here is the deal, I may or may not become active on here again (finally)

     

        but the answer is a definite “NO” if nobody is still following me on here.
        So consider this a test to see if this site is still active enough for me to warrant a comeback.

     

        Feel free to leave a comment.

  • The doings on Walter pt. 2

    I have a feeling Walter hasn’t visited Xanga lately.

    So here is what he is up to:
    For those who don’t know Walter works at a shoe store as an assistant manager.
    Today begins the day of the ‘flip’ where all the athletic shoes go to the front of the store.  This is a big move because that store has like, 10,000 pairs of shoes in it.  Walter will get to tell people what to do, move some himseld and tend to customers. What a day!
    Walter has also obtained a HUGE, full HD samsung TV that he can hook up as a computer monitor.  He has been watching Blu Rays, playing games and enjoying that.  Walter has also gotten into the Facebook game Farm Town is a really good farmer!
    Other than that, he eats well because he fed well, sleeps well because he just bought a bed.
    Walter’s paychecks have gone towards a growing debt caused by wedding things, but he still enjoys couple rented movies, highspeed internet and a single trip to the lion and the rose.
    Real life is hard, xangans!

  • My Life So Far

    I am going to write about Walter’s doings.

    First of all, The past few months have been wedding stuff, money matters and Fallout 3.
    Wedding things are coming along nicely, he is not involved in planning but is still preparing for the msot important part- the sacrament
    Money matters have been painful and prosperous. cars, insurance, food, rent, loan, entertainment, cell phone, TOOL TICKETS
    And his hopeful promotion was taken by a woman named Michelle.  Apparently she won’t last long.
    Fallout 3 has been the most time consuming game ever.  He has all the expansions and has played it three times now.
    In other news he has been taking protein shakes to get buff. I haven’t seen any difference, but he likes it!
    Every night is like a little party because we do group dinners with our neighbors.
    Walter and Joe play games while the ladies read Family Circle.
    Walter’s life has been busy, sort of.

  • See the resemblance?

     

     

     Rome_vs_Africa

     

     

  • Gay Bars

  • Take the asian quiz!!!!111!one!!

     

    kinda mean

  • Is it too early to be scared for Remy?

     

        Sure, I didn’t have to closest of xanga relations with Remy a.k.a. Porcupinesol, but I can’t help but notice that not only has she not posted in over a month, but the first person to ever have xanga tattooed on them’s most recent blog suggests she has tumors of some sort and malignancy has yet to be determined.

        I would ask for your prayers, but she was never really into that kinda stuff.  But perhaps we should keep her in our thoughts?

     

        Either that, or I have been away from xanga for so long myself that I no longer know what I am talking about.

  • A Bilingual Post

     

        Dear all of you old farts that drive around in you fucking Cadillacs who left your house 3 hours early to make it on time for Bingo night,

        I am not a geezer, and as such, I still go to work, I still have a relatively busy schedule, and I still have most of my teeth.  As such, I don’t exactly fit into the time slots that you force me into by driving AT LEAST 20 miles below the speed limit in these one lane roads that we unfortunately co-inhabit.  In short, IF YOU DON’T HAUL YOUR PRUNY ASSES OUT OF THE WAY, MY PLUMP AND SMOOTH ASS WILL BE LATE TO WORK.  Thank you.

     

        Dear kindly chaps of a more experienced age who so skillfully manipulate your automobiles and who practice extreme forethought by leaving to your festive gatherings with plenty of time to spare.

        I fear that I lack the refinement and distinction that you have exhibited throughout the lengthy course of your existence.  I dare say that I am not yet worthy of retirement nor the more leisurely itinerary that has been graced upon yourselves, additionally my inner jaws are still well adorned.  Be as it is, I often find myself in the rear of your carriages during which events I may not have left such an open window prior to my arrival at my scheduled destination as to allow for the safe practice of carrying about in a manner that ranges somewhere below the maximum allotment.  Although I could easily place the finger upon the poor judgement of the department of transportation for not increasing the capacity of the roads upon which we are both sharing, I instead would simply implore that you might consider to expedite thineselves so that I may stand an increased chance of arriving in good accord at the correct hour of the day to my current place of employment.  I am genuinely gracious for your concern.

     

     

        Until next time, good luck with life.

  • This just in…

     

     

        This just in…

        Black people really are different from the rest of us.

     

     

        … they’re black.

     

     

  • Christian Children’s Fund



        Dear Mr. Shmultzberger,

        Thank you very much for contributing to the Christian Children’s Fund.  The child that you sponsored, Nikolai Rwonda will soon be able to communicate with you via mail and you can begin your fantastic experience of helping to support a child in need.  Again thank you from your friends at the Chirstian Children’s Fund.

     

        Dear Mr. Shamaltsaburger,

        Daddy says for me to thank you for sending him this month’s charitable donation.  My name is Nikolai and I live with my father and uncle in Zimbabwe.  I am very happy to make you new friend and I can’t wait to read your letters!

     

        Dear Nikolai,

        Thank you for your letter, tell your father it was my pleasure to help out your nourishment and continued growth.  How old are you?  Do you go to school?  What do you like to do?

     

        Dear Mr. Shmaltezbarger,

         Daddy says the the money you sent with your last letter wasn’t enough.  It was food only for him and uncle.  He says thank you, but please send more this time.  I am twelve years old.  Daddy says not to answer the second question.  I like to sit and do as I am told.

        ….

        Dear Nikolai,

        I am sorry to hear that, I will be sure to send more this time.  Do you have any friends there with you?  What is your favorite food?

        Dear Mr. Malt-burger,

         I do not feel too well, short letter now.  I talk more next time.

     

      Dear Nikolai,

        I am very sorry about your health.  I am sending you a special surprise this month with the money, I hope that you really like it.  My wife and I care a lot about you and we hope that you return to health.  We look forward to being here for you as you grow and develop into a strong future.

     

        Dear Mr. Shmultzberger,

         Thank you for your program here with the Christian Children’s Fund.  We are very sorry to inform you that Nikolai Rwonda has died of malnutrition.  Perhaps if your donations were larger, you could have helped to save his life.  Please continue to use our programs in the future.  Thank you for your time.

     

     

     

    Until next time, good luck with life.