December 21, 2008
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Going Both Ways
Damn me and my over-active imagination. (Wouldn’t that technically be: “Damn my over-active imagination and I”?) Irrelevance. The reason I am choosing to proclaim this seemingly self-destructive proclamation, I shall now explain to you. I was with the female at the mall a while ago (when I say mall, I am referring to this place called La Cantera which I do believe is Spanish for unbelievably high-priced shopping center) when she decided we would go into a store called Fredericks of Hollywood to buy some unbelievably high priced underwear. Well, seeing as how there was nothing in this store for me to peruse and purchase, I found myself faced with the arduous task of people-watching. Women floated in and out of these unbelievably high priced changing rooms making unbelievably high priced comments about the garments they were trying on, but one trend I noticed struck me as terribly odd. These women were actually physically examining the garments on eachother and making some truly remarkable remarks.
“Oh, that is so you!”
“It doesn’t feel right here, you need some more lift”
“I like the way this is making your angels show”
You are probably wondering what is so incredibly remarkable about these comments. Well, look at it from my point of view. I am a very testerone filled male member of the human race. If for whatever ungodly reason, I would decide to walk into an unbelievably high priced store where all they sold were unbelievably high priced boxers and briefs, I would have to remove my glove, set down my man-purse, and bitch slap the first attendant that came up to me and said “may I help you fit into something sir?”. There are some things that just can’t happen. Basically, there is no reason for any heterosexual male to make ANY comments whatsover about the chosen undergarments of any other heterosexual male unless it lies squarely along the lines of making fun of them for wearing tighty-whities.*Sigh* I’ve lost practice here. I originally intended for this to be chalk full of unscrupulous pictures that would simultaneously gross you out and cause you to laugh, and it also seemed like I had a few more points to bring across, but I had been putting off posting here for far to long and decided to employ the ancient art of “fuck it” and just half-assed some paragraphs up here, but I guess I’ll just try to gradually get back to the level that I was before (however sad it may be)
Until next time, good luck with life.
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Comments (16)
You were right the first time. You wouldn’t say D*** I, you would say D*** me.
I completely agree with you on the “there is no reason for any heterosexual male to make ANY comments whatsoever about the chosen undergarments of any other heterosexual male”
Shit, you’re alive!
TO THE HILLS BOYS
I’m with him. ^ haha
If there were an unbelievably high priced store where all they sold were unbelievably high priced boxers and briefs, the women would still be the ones to go there and do the shopping.
You know it’s true.
You’re fucking back!
-two weeks later-
“I wonder what happened to Eadie.”
“I don’t know.”
Anyyyyway, I appreciate the lack of gross-out pics.
ugh, i’m happy if it looks good on me (or at least dosen’t make me ass look fat)…
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YAY! (you’re back)
I thought guys checked out other guys boxers just to check what brand they were, sorta like comparing cell phones or cars
—ok I just made that up
that’s life
About time.
You should definitely take one of your guy friends shopping for boxers and see how many weird looks you get.
hey yea, where the hell have you been? are you back from your sabbatical for good or is this another chutish temporary thing? and are you spending christmas at home or away?
Wouldn’t that technically be: “Damn my over-active imagination and I”?
no. because “overactive imagination and me” are the direct objects.
anyway… you’re right… we miss your posts. =( more power to you! God bless!
Gosh…ya gotta have estrogen to understand! It’s the exact same way with Victoria’s Secret, which I frequent pretty regularly even though I don’t buy anything that’s not on sale…even as a female, the Ridiculously High Prices scare me off, too. >< I’ve always thought it’s kinda funny that women have the kind of closeness that lets them be physically close and make comments on undergarments, but when men do the same it’s immediately interpreted as gay! lol
But anywho, sounds like you had an interesting experience…
Merry Christmas!
Oh, I laughed, even without unscrupulous pictures.
Happy New Year, btw!
@AvenueToTheReal -
-three weeks later-
What happened to Eadie?
I’ve only been in Freddricks a handful of times, because although their high-prices naughty wear looks cool, its cheaply made and seems to fall apart the first time you fall on your ass (I’ve got a wicked inner-ear issue and therefore shitty balance) or the first time you leave on a pair of their knickers and try and slide into third base.
(sports or in the bedroom, take your pick)
So I try and avoid their stuff. Still, watching bimbos and he-bimbos go in there is worth the time it takes. Totally free entertainment anyone? I’m so down.