October 3, 2008
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Good News! I’m Anorexic!
Well, everyone, I’m really proud of myself. I went three hours without eating anything.
I mean, ohmygod, my parents always make food and then I feel guilty saying no, so I eat it and, lyke, then I feel so weak. So fat. So bloated. I feel worthless. I might as well tie a fricking cowbell around my neck and have people call me Bessy.
Well, here is my diet this week:
Monday: A pumpernickel bread crumb
Tuesday: Three grapes and a gummy bear (red)
Wednesday: Chicken nugget and water, because if I don’t drink over the course of 72 hours, I’ll die
Thursday: Nothing <3
Friday: PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE AND PURGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 3332 34 shift+1 8 69 novelle361
STAY STRONG, GIRLS!
Here’s some thinspiration for you:
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Oh yeah. I wanna be like that.
Fuck Mary-Kate Olsen and Nicole Richie, that stick figure is DEAD SEXY AND GLAMOUROUS.
My goals:
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Comments (34)
I still say we just give the anorexics a bunch of meth. Not only will it slim them down fast; it’ll kill ‘em! Then we won’t have to listen to them whine.
Isn’t that just so sweet?
Now shut up fatty.
*Glad to hear from you. How everything is going well?
Bored on a Friday too, eh?
What’s with the pink font? Or did you just develop an addiction to Pepto Bismol?
I’ll admit, that stuff tastes good.
Oh my fricking gosh! Like, you so totally can’t eat a red gummy bear! Like don’t you know that they like have all kinds of unnatural dyes and that is SO totally not healthy. You’ve like GOT to eat the green one instead! For reals! You go girl!
Pooooooooor liddle gummy bear!
you’re on the perfect site!
I can’t believe you ate a whole gummy bear, fatty.
lol … wtf at the novelle361…
ZOMG, you are SO weak for caving. I can’t be friends with you anymore.
you made me LOL in the library which is a no-no.
A whole gummy bear? You’re so freaking fat.
Sigh… *shakes head*. For shame, you ate a crumb.
I wanna chicken nugget.
*horrified gasp* Don’t you know the red gummy bears have the most calories of all the colors?? Seriously, they’re loaded with cholesterol, and a study released 5 minutes ago proves grapes will blow up your intestines–so do what I do and use the air diet. That’s right, inhale…exhale…suck the nutrients out of the air, and you’re good to go. lol
Don’t you know that the red gummy bears contain .012834 more fat than the other ones? Jeez, you’re such a pig. Ha this made me laugh
now that is funny. haha. But it is also really sad. There really are girls on here that think like this.
OMG! You, like, totally don’t purge enough! You better add a ten mile run …
That gummie bear had sugar in it! Do you know how many calories are in sugar? Lots, that’s how many. And a chicken nugget? Are you out of your mind, child? Salt and fat = Land Whale!!
(I feel sorry for kids who think that to be skeleton thin is beautiful. They end up looking like circus freaks, and terribly ill besides. Sigh.)
Queen Latifah is my hero!!!
Where’s your cow bell, BESSIE?!?!? @CanadianBroad - I’ve seen a few sites like that on here, and one of the girls who had a site like that tried to add me. Unfortunately, I denied her friend request. I didn’t want to have to discriminate against her like that, but seeing blogs like that just make me so mad. ::shrug::
I totally made a post like this a while back. Those bitches piss me off.
This post was awesome because there are blogs seriously like that, down to a tee. And they all basically sound the same. These girls need to get a life, that’ll cure ‘em.
~Spyked~
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@Legendairy - LOL!
awesomeness, eadie.
hahahahaha. I only hope some girl will think you’re serious and say “stay strong sweetie”
bahaahah.
(btw, soooo good to see you posting again)
ugh, i broke down and had teriyaki and rice (i ended up vomiting in me sister’s bathtub)
bwahahahahahahaha! i <3 you!
I saw you slip a second gummy bear you lying whore!
MOG! A RED gummy bear? Those are, like, the most fattening ones! You totally should have eaten a green one, they are so much better for you.
Good to see you post again, man. Even if it is Pepto Bismal pink…
Rofl, this is brilliant. Truly amazingly brilliant.
I wonder where you got your inspiration from.
Ohh I get it.
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Yea, you should lose weight, you horrible cow!
…those girls are psycho.
well I eat more than enough for the two of us…
I missed you so much eadie! Wow. I totally missed your posts!!!!!
This made me laugh. Thanks.
Eadie, I applaude your efforts at being an equal opportunity offender, and I love you, man, but [I thought] this was in poor taste. Eating disorders aren’t just some ridiculously extreme fad; they’re painful (and unwanted) symptoms of severe depression or other mental disorders (which in turn are often caused by severe stressors). I apologize for bringing down the mood here, but this is something I have experience with, and I feel strongly about it.
@grammarboy - I understand that this is often the case, but this post isn’t actually making fun of eating dissorders, as much as it is the people that practically WISH they had them. It sadly has become a fad. It has gotten to the point where perfectly healthy young girls decide that they want to be thinner than a toothpick for no other reason than that they think it is cool and they see celebrities doing it.
Interestingly enough though, I didn’t write this post, I merely endorsed it, it was actually written by Avenue to the Real, she writes stuff on here sometimes.
lol wow XD sadly, that’s actually what some people do (well maybe you exaggerated a little)
but still, that was an amazing entry. it was very funny but very true.
This was like the funniest post ever…