March 9, 2008
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The Random AIM Conversation Post
thegreateadie (11:41:31 PM): NOW GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING MIDGET JELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thegreateadie (11:41:37 PM): don’t make me sic Willow on you!
“Jeremy” (11:42:05 PM): dude..
thegreateadie (11:42:10 PM): ?
“Jeremy” (11:42:22 PM): ;;
thegreateadie (11:42:34 PM):
“Jeremy” (11:42:41 PM): YOU CANT HAVE THE DAMN JELLY
thegreateadie (11:42:51 PM): ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh
thegreateadie (11:42:52 PM): i get it
thegreateadie (11:43:05 PM): you just want it so badly, that you’re never gonna get rid of it!
“Jeremy” (11:43:34 PM): ACTUALLY
“Jeremy” (11:43:59 PM): WHY DO I STILL HAVE THIS IN MY STORE!?
“Jeremy” (11:44:26 PM): *throws midget jelly into a busy highway
thegreateadie (11:44:41 PM): *grabs midget jelly*
thegreateadie (11:44:53 PM): *throws massive wads of money into your store*
“Jeremy” (11:45:21 PM): *store clerk is no longer at the store
“Jeremy” (11:45:39 PM): *currently playing gamecube in his room
“Jeremy” (11:45:45 PM): *with other bros
thegreateadie (11:45:50 PM): *mails 5,000* to clerk’s paypal account
“Jeremy” (11:46:02 PM): BRO
thegreateadie (11:46:13 PM): i know you use paypal
thegreateadie (11:46:17 PM): ALL bros use paypal
thegreateadie (11:46:23 PM): it’s their biggest weakness
“Jeremy” (11:46:29 PM): nu uhhh
“Jeremy” (11:46:34 PM): bros like to meet in person
thegreateadie (11:46:35 PM): yuzzah
thegreateadie (11:46:48 PM): not for money transactions with females
thegreateadie (11:46:52 PM): they have to have paypal
“Jeremy” (11:47:21 PM): yeah maybe
“Jeremy” (11:47:35 PM): but your not a female i dont think!
thegreateadie (11:47:48 PM): yeah
thegreateadie (11:48:05 PM): but that’s why you wouldn’t expect me to mail 5,000$ to ur paypal account
thegreateadie (11:48:09 PM): it threw you off
thegreateadie (11:48:13 PM): now you have the money
thegreateadie (11:48:16 PM): and i have the jelly
“Jeremy” (11:49:48 PM): *burns the disgusting money
thegreateadie (11:49:58 PM): it’s electronic money
thegreateadie (11:50:01 PM): you can’t burn it
“Jeremy” (11:50:21 PM): *goes to bank to get real money and burns that
thegreateadie (11:51:01 PM): *clerk arrives home to see fruitbasket at his door with a note that says “thanks for the midget jelly”
“Jeremy” (11:51:23 PM): GAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
“Jeremy” (11:53:16 PM): *bombs tuxedo wong’s house for no reason
“Jeremy” (11:53:27 PM): gtg talk to you later lol
thegreateadie (11:53:32 PM): kk, peace
Between Murphy and I:
“Murph-Durph” (2:51:32 PM): i’m just used to the amazingness of college T1 connections
“Murph-Durph” (2:51:39 PM): they pwn face
thegreateadie (2:51:39 PM): lol
thegreateadie (2:51:41 PM): yeah
thegreateadie (2:51:47 PM): unfortunately
“Murph-Durph” (2:51:53 PM): i would send patrick albums in a few minutes
thegreateadie (2:52:01 PM): UTA has firewalls that make bittorrents useless
“Murph-Durph” (2:52:18 PM): and that’s why we use DC++
thegreateadie (2:52:25 PM): wtf is that?
“Murph-Durph” (2:52:59 PM): you connect to a local hub that uses the high speed connection of the university
“Murph-Durph” (2:53:16 PM): of course, people have to bring in the good shit
“Murph-Durph” (2:53:39 PM): put it can be freely and extremely quickly transferred between those in the hub
thegreateadie (2:53:51 PM): ic
thegreateadie (2:53:59 PM): like a cheap hooker
“Murph-Durph” (2:54:06 PM): …no
“Murph-Durph” (2:54:22 PM): not at all, in fact
thegreateadie (2:54:41 PM): like a dirty hooker?
“Murph-Durph” (2:54:48 PM): sure
thegreateadie (2:54:51 PM): oic
“Murph-Durph” (2:54:55 PM): <.<
“Murph-Durph” (2:54:57 PM): >.>
“Murph-Durph” (2:55:03 PM): -.-
thegreateadie (2:55:05 PM): it ALL makes sense now
Finally, episode #8 in my letter-a-day saga. As everyone already knows, the letter ‘H’ stands for HELL. Hell is the place we are all going to go to when we die, because lets face it, none of us live very sinless lies anymore. BUT IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE SO BAD. Anybody who has ready Dante’s Inferno would be able to vouch for this. There are seven (correct me if my memory has failed me on this) different circles of hell. The outer ones really aren’t too bad, just like, getting put on time out for lying and stuff like that. The innermost circle of hell, where Barney and Beelzebub himself dwell, is actually reserved for mutineers and betrayers! Of course, this circle is full of the ultimate torture full of biting and gnashing of teeth, but as long as you don’t commit horrible betrayal or try to take over a ship, you should actually be free of this stink hole where Judas and Captain Jack (along with any disgusting pirate) have to dwell. So be good and commit the right types of sins and you will be [kind-of] O.K.
sorry if the randomness of this entry dissapoints many of you. I promise more meaty content to come in my next entry, as well as my response to Amandasbiggestfan’s Fan Fiction contest.
Until next time, good luck with life
Comments (5)
Correct! Both Livewire and Rockstar Pomagranate are freaking amazing!
However, those are line extenstions, not novelty drinks. Novelty drinks are beverages that have really wacked out flavors and are only available for a limited time. Mountain Dew is different in that they make line extensions that you can only buy for a limited time. It is one of many ways they screw with the minds of the public, and it has worked for the most part.
And while I don’t agree with Dante’s Inferno, I do agree with Captain Jack. Captain Jack is always right.
Haha great analogy for how DC++ works. My friend uses it at her university and she could never properly explain it to me.
I wish I knew a dude named Murphy. That’s such a kick-ass name.
Fetching the handbaskets
Nine circles. But yes, mutineers and betrayers are the ones that get really fucked up. And actually, not only are they being eaten and gnawed on and all that, but they’re immersed in ice up to their necks.
Besides, all the fun people are in Hell, who’d want to go to Heaven anyways?