The story of the pathetic apprentice, which I will convey to you now is a TRUE story using ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPHS. (As for the "poor picture quality", let's just say the camera felt really lazy). So there I was…

WARNING: This post contains "bumps in the night". If you don't feel safe around bizarre nighttime noises and strange shadows, or if you are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant, please keep reading. It's tot…