October 16, 2008
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Click here, I am unique and original and I go to high school.
Thank you for coming to my sight, I like puppies and I play the acoustic guitar, doesn’t that sound romantic?
Yeah, I am pretty original, I have thoughts and ideas like nobody else. Yet somehow, my life is a sob story.
My advice, grow a freakin’ nut sack. I’m sorry, but the fact of the matter is, that in order to be original these days, you have to claim no part in it. Somehow, somewhere, the term “originality” got distorted into a level of psuedo-conformity that only a toddler from Baby Geniuses could understand. Since when did writing the same exact crap as everybody else make you a creative individual?
There are ways to attention whore, don’t get me wrong, hell, you could title one of your posts “Scrotal Sac” and I garauntee you will get attention, but is it really what you are looking for?
Maybe I just haven’t woken up all the way yet, but does TheTheologiansCafe SERIOUSLY have the most interesting looking Xanga Plug right now? We all know he’s the king of originality. When desperation for attention shifts from producing quality to standing on a street corner wearing the trashiest clothes possilble and singing Yankee Doodle Dandy becomes the ticket to success, sign me up, because damn that’d be an easy way out. I mean, heaven forbid we actually make an effort to be something important.
There are only two ways to get anywhere in today’s world.
1) Be damn good at what you do, and I mean SO DAMN GOOD at what you do, that so high will be your way you could only be missed by those who’s eyes are upon the ground to begin with.
2) Kiss more ass than a Thai hooker.Until next time, good luck with life.
Comments (29)
I try for my own style.
But then originality on xanga is as dead as the horse they used to beat it to death with.
I can’t figure out if I want to be number one or number two…Hrm.
You’re right. There is a large influx of unoriginal original people. A conformity of non-conformists.
I like who I am. I bow to no one.
At first, I did click on the plugz. But after about five of the exact same thing, I just ignore the fact they are over there. I don’t claim to be original, because I know I’m not. And I am sick of those delusional people who think they are…
Its no different from American Idol. Its amazing how all of those rejects think they’re actually talented singers.
Same thing I keep saying.
everybody wants attention but nobody wants the stigma of an outsider. It’s like everbody’s craving for vanilla attention and fear deliberate indifference.
delibarate indifferance is what we save for homeless and misfits. Vanilla attention is what the popular high school cliqe gets
btw, lots of artists and authors were not discovered until after their death. Makes you hope for some kind of afterlife, doesn’t it?
originality is random (thus, being either endangered or extinct)
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i like ice cream
Perhaps Tyler Durden said it best when he said “You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same
decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the
same compost pile.”
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I won’t lie, I steal all my blogs cut and paste from Wikipedia.
Nothing is really “original” to me anymore…there’s always going to be someone that says “oh, so and so did it first/better”
Theoscafe has the best going? Okay well really it’s Mr/Mrs Xangaween…but you’re right.
WHISKEY
TANGO
FOXTROT
Plugz for wack sites = DO NOT WANT
Love this post.
I personally prefer the second route to success. More of the herply-erps, but less effort. XD
MOMMY ALWAYS SAID YOU WERE UNIQUE AND SPECIAL; SHE WAS RIGHT, BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT SO IS EVERYONE ELSE.
I WRITE IN CAPS BECAUSE I WAS PROGRAMMING AND STICKY KEYS WON’T LET ME UNCAP AND I REFUSE TO HOLD SHIFT WHILE TYPING.
It’s when you don’t care what people think and just speak your mind that you get peoples attention. At least, thats how it’s always been with me.
Originality died. I went to its funeral last week, right after the book burning.
I will make a post entitled Scrotal Sac now.
I did it.
and I deleted it 5 minutes afterwards.
when someone gives you lemons, take the lemons and throw it at their face and ask for the oranges you asked for in the first place…
@Ironstove - did you try pressing shift times?
When you run out of original ideas, try unique perspectives- it’ll force your mind (and your readers’) to open further…
ur so right
i hate fitting into the crowd, my whole town is like that.
I’m anti-scrotal-sac-post.
If something truly original comes along, nobody will want it.
“Kiss more ass than a Thia hooker”
Heh, do they really get into kissing ass? I learn something every time I visit your site! Come back and play in the sandbox again. It sometimes gets lonely in here, and I miss the warm wet spots that always magically appear wherever you sit.